serialdeviant

When my then girlfriend agreed to be my wife, I told her it was time to have the discussion about her converting. She said, ‘Don’t worry, I’ve already talked to the Rabbi and started the process of becoming Jewish. I know our kids will be growing up in a house without a Christmas Tree and I’m okay with that.’


But that wasn’t the conversion I was talking about. I explained to her that our kids would be growing up in a house without Windows-based PCs. And then I gave her one of my old Mac Plus and said, ‘Lady, this is your life now.’

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I Made This On A Mac (via npr)

If you want to know why people detest the Apple Cult, keep excerpts like this in mind.

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    remember saying something similar to my then girlfriend who agreed to be my wife… lol I
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